Definitions by @octopusapocalypse

Folded Meat Sandwich 

What happens when a man tries to shove his flacid penis into a vagina or butthole for sex but cannot.

I couldn't enjoy sex at all with Scott. He gave me the folded meat sandwich all night!

Folded Meat Sandwich by @octopusapocalypse June 10, 2018

Folded meat 

The attempt to place one's flacid penis into a vagina. Usually by means of rough fold or smash-n-mash against the vagina.

We couldn't have sex because he went folded meat on me.

Folded meat by @octopusapocalypse June 2, 2018

Rinsed her off 

To lick ejaculate off a women's body. To remove semen using one's mouth and tongue.

She rinsed her off slowly, tasting all of his cum.

Rinsed her off by @octopusapocalypse September 21, 2016