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painticipation 

The brief stretch of time between the instant you hurt yourself, and the instant actually feel the pain. During painticipation, you know you've hurt yourself and you are anticipating the arrival of the pain.
I stubbed my toe on the foot of the table and bit my lip during painticipation to prepare for the pain.
painticipation by Sev Z March 13, 2009
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Pint on Head 

The art of balancing a pint glass (or sometimes tinny unaided on your head) preferable while full and capturing the event on camera.

Started as a face book group (Pint on Head - the new Phenomenon Sweeping the nation) where photos of POH are collected and is now spreading from bar to party to party to bar.
That Guy's taking a photo, quick Pint on Head.
Pint on Head by Steveysteve March 20, 2009

paint the bushes 

When you get extremely drunk and puke all over the bushes, or any kind of imaginary foliage, thereby "painting" them with vomit. Generally mentioned before someone actually throws up.
He's hammered, I bet he's gonna paint the bushes here soon.

Paint The Gate 

To ejaculate outside and across the vagina before actual penetration has occured. Often caused by a partner or situation so arousing that the male cannot control himself.
Watching Heidi kneel and chow down on Shu-Wei made Andy so hot he just Paint The Gate with his juice all over her pussy lips...
Paint The Gate by mark6321 July 6, 2010

PINterference 

Standing too close to the person in front of you using an ATM.
I got some major PINterference from some douchebag behind me in line at the ATM today.
PINterference by BJMeyer December 3, 2010

Painting and docking 

The act of docking whilst smearing shit over each other.
After painting and docking we really needed to shower.
Painting and docking by Woodsy70 November 9, 2011

Paint Scraper 

A girl who wears to much make-up, to the point wear it should be removed by a paint scraper
Snooki is a total paint scraper
Paint Scraper by asianK December 29, 2011