Dad

A man that has a son, watches football on the couch drinking Bud Light 24/7, then leaves the family to go get milk.

My dad has been trying to get milk for years now. Wonder when he is coming back...

by Cheesejuicelolxd February 17, 2021

Military Dad

A balding, divorced middle aged dude who drinks too much beer and watches football with his other military bros. Does everything in his power to make the son be an exact replica of him, and his daughter an exact replica of his wife. 90% of Zoomers have him. But he is pretty cool ngl

My dad is a military dad

by Stupid Af July 24, 2021

DADS

Day After Drinking Shits

I get DADS everytime I go out

by makerofDADS September 26, 2022

Coles Crossing Dad

Synonym of Based, refers to guys who are cool dudes, just in general some pretty chill fellas.

Yo, he's definitely a Coles Crossing Dad.

by Corvidae88 July 24, 2024

my dad

my dad is a man who is like my girl friend have not seen for 15 years in other word my dad is unexisting

teacher: i am calling your dad

me :i have not seen my dad for 15 years

by your gay if u see this May 26, 2020

Dad

A "Dad" is someone who loves there children.

I love you "Dad"
Your the best "Dad" ever.

by Dad's_Are_The_Best_Person_In_T November 23, 2020

Ouch dad

A term used at football games on the intercom to express distaste

Quarterback is sacked, end result safety.

Announcer: Ouch Dad!

by Skinnyboy9 March 31, 2010