Ball Jacked

The act of a woman wanting to make a man a husband in a very short time frame.

Everything was going great with sally but then she ball jacked me and now were getting married next week.

by absinthe_psychologist January 18, 2010

nut jack

When you are hitting on a guy and another girl/guy swoops in and steals them away.

I was talking to Matt and Christa came over and nut jacked me.

Whenever I got to the club with John, he always nut jacks me.

by blsquared January 11, 2009

Sloppy Jack

When a semi-flaccid penis is flung violently in a whip-like motion towards a women's face or genitals, usually causing semen to become airborne.

"How did your date with Brenda go last night?"

"It was nice, we went to dinner and afterwards I gave her a big fat Sloppy Jack. There was semen everywhere."

by cannabis420 March 18, 2015

john jack

last minite cancellation

"hey we still up for tonight?"
"nah sorry i cant anymore"
"you john jack'd me!"

by hannahbanana123 January 8, 2009

jacking off

rubbing a smooth long cock up and down and all over, usually using some type of lubricant and usually while looking at chicks getting fucked. after jacking off, you cum all over your own hand.

i love jacking off and then coming in your mothers mouth

by loves2jack May 26, 2004

jack mag

A pornographic magazine used to aid with beefing it.

Thomas had a closet full of jack mags until his mom found them and grounded him for it.

by Netch July 16, 2004

jack-off

1) When an angry mother orders her son (named Jack) off a ride outside Tesco.
2) To masturbate.

1) "Get off the Postman Pat ride, you've been on long enough... JACK, OFF!"
2) "Dude, I am going to jack off."

by Soiled Undergarment August 15, 2003