Ass Smear

The residue left behind, after sitting one's ass on a toilet seat... It is usually composed of body sweat, pubic hairs or other body secretions.

"Gross! Somebody left a slippery, Ass Smear in the women's bathroom toilet seat, again."

by BeanTownBeanery September 8, 2013

Trashy-ass

Nasty-low life ; triffling; unclean

You need to clean your house with your trashy-ass.
Brush your teeth and use mouthwash regularly or you will have a trashy-ass mouth.

by mother of 5 May 16, 2018

Ass marbles

Similar to anal beads, they are small round objects inserted into the rectum for sexual satisfaction. They are meant to be used in moderation and are guaranteed to heighten sexual climax.

Due to insufficient anal satisfaction the homo sapien used ass marbles to enhance their sexual pleasure beyond normal constraints.

by Dr. Jerry Anderson October 19, 2013

ass and titties

-female parts that males just can't get enough of

"hey lemme get some of dat ass and titties"

by ecejkwhnhjldhyue June 17, 2019

Ass Daddy

An insult or jab to be used toward a friend while in a debate. The meaning is ambiguous due to the juxtaposition of the words ass and daddy which seem to have little connection. Therein lies the point - to confuse and fluster the insultee causing hesitation, a break in concentration hopefully leading to a loss of, or general end to, the debate. Most effective when several friends are having a go at one stubborn or egotistic buddy.

Friend 1: This camp is not that important, you don't need to inflate your position as a councilor to the point everyone hates you. Stop budding in on everything like you run the place.
Friend 2: This camp is extremely important for development and it is critical that everything is managed properly and by the book
Friend 1, 3 and 4: Ass Daddy
Friend 2: *silence*

by takasb January 13, 2017

you're such an ass

its almost the same as saying "you're such a jerk!"

1-Hey, where did you get that mug?
2-I'm not going to tell you haha
1- You're such an ass!

by scytghe April 14, 2021

Froged in the ass

To get the high ground on someone in a video game or any sort of game but they turn out to be way better than you and they then proceed to beat/kill you.

Froged in the ass:
Dude, I was playing FortNite Battle Royal and I was in the last 5 alive and some guy totally froged me in the ass and I lost.

by RackyRollie December 7, 2017