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Definitions by jb923
ass phone
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Flag
when
your boss
shoves a phone
up your ass
after you've hacked it and changed the
pictures
of all his contacts to porn stars
"dude
i came
into work today and got
massive ass
phone
"
ass phone
by
jb923
January 29, 2018
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