Facestigate

When someone investigates someone via facebook. Looks at there wall, profile, info, photos and etc.

I facestigate people every day!

I better facestigate this girl before I ask her out.

Facestigate by aburch21 September 7, 2011

facesty 

usually the term given for if you walk past someone and they give you a 'dirty'....aka giving you a nasty look.

when you walk past someone and for no reason they look at you in an unfriendly way...you can then swing your arm above your head and shout at the top of your voice-"Facesty"
or "Don't get facesty yeah!"

facesty by snazzy January 5, 2008

head fake 

when a person begins to make there way down a mans body -towards the peins- as if to give oral sex and does nothing more than look around.

That girl kiss down my chest like she was gonna do the dam thing but it was just a head fake.

head fake by AndrewNG August 31, 2006

fake-baked 

sunless tanning in a booth (not spray on or lotion).

look how red she is, its january, she obviously fake-baked.

fake-baked by jenn g February 2, 2005

Fake Away 

Setting your instant messenger program to "away" status so people think you're not available. Helpful when you actually want to get some work done.

Bob's buddy icon says he's not there, but I literally just saw him working on a TPS report. I think he is just Fake Away.

Fake Away by edgemedia October 9, 2008

fake crush 

A crush where at some days you HATE them, but others all you wanna do is be around them. A crush where your heart plays tricks on you.

Bob: GOD SUSAN I HATE YOU
Susan:Fuck off
The next day
Bob: God Susan I'm sorry I love you
Susan: ew
---------
Basically bipolar...

Bob: I think I have a fake crush on Susan
Fred: Omg no way

fake crush by Poxomon March 11, 2016

Making Faces 

When someone is unable to comprehend/function/complete a task/action/situation properly due to inhibition from hallucinogenic drugs.

(When someone is girped on hallucinogenic drugs and a strange train of thought results in facial gestures to accompany rapidly changing emotions.)

At inn and out, when we got up to the cash register, I just decided to order for Sean as i could tell he was "making faces".

Making Faces by Porcupusmarauder January 28, 2010