Poxomon's definitions

fake crush

A crush where at some days you HATE them, but others all you wanna do is be around them. A crush where your heart plays tricks on you.

Bob: GOD SUSAN I HATE YOU
Susan:Fuck off
The next day
Bob: God Susan I'm sorry I love you
Susan: ew
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Basically bipolar...

Bob: I think I have a fake crush on Susan
Fred: Omg no way

by Poxomon March 11, 2016