Kicked in the jew 

phrase; Following the stereotypical illusion that the average Jewish family practices financial acrimony on a daily basis, this theory is looked upon as striking an individual right where it hurts; alias, valuables are tarnished and/or removed from their original location, i.e., the owner.

Johnson: "She favored this Hello Kitty pillowcase as if it was the very thing that keeps her well in the morning. She woke up today and it was gone! I don't know what happened to it."

Samuel: "... Wow... she totally just got kicked in the jew."

Kicked in the jew by Auroral February 26, 2008

The Joker

While having sex you finger the girls ass and make sure to get her poo on your finger. When ready, you pull out (before during or after cumming as it does not matter.) and smear her poo from one cheek, across her lips to the other cheek. When she gets mad at you, simply ask "Why So Serious?".

I gave her the joker last night. After I smeared her poo from one cheek to the other via the lips she got all mad at me. So I asked her "Why so serious?"

The Joker by Ian's Mustache November 3, 2009

on the job 

On The Job :can also mean hustling in the streets or on your block or blocks...

cell phone rings....wats good.... shit on the job...

on the job by deeptre8 November 14, 2010

got the juice 

Euphemism for "got the dick (or pussy)," used by teenagers online who don't want to get in trouble by their parents for being the ultimate perverts

Kylie: Kendall, what happened with your boyfriend?
Kendall: Oh, uhh, I just got the juice from him.

got the juice by dangnuggets June 30, 2016

The Jersey Handshake 

After you are done having anal sex and before you've blown your load, you pull out and have the girl finish you off with a hand job. The end result is that the girls hand is covered in crap and cum, like most Jersian-ites. . . inians, what ever the hell you call them. And, most importantly, you got your nut in a very unusual, exciting way.

E.G " Dude, I was fucking that chick last night and I got her to give me The Jersey Handshake!"

P.J.P " I LOVE GIVING THOSE. . . i mean getting them."

The Jersey Handshake by Dr. Edward Garcia October 17, 2008

The jimmy and tina walk 

A silly walk expressed by usually boyfriend and girlfriend in which they walk while hugging each other. Very often occuring at wonderland.

They ran into a lady because they couldn't look where they were going while doing the jimmy and tina walk.

The jimmy and tina walk by Cwils12 July 16, 2009

the Jesus approach

Going into a text conversation on Omegle and talking about Jesus the whole time. Then you take a screenshot of it to show to your buddies. It's like the online version of planking.

Me: Dude I totally used the Jesus approach on this random from Omegle lastnight!

Friend: No way! Send me the screenshot!

the Jesus approach by Swarley6969 August 20, 2011