by Dictionaryofsex February 18, 2019
by Smallppman69420 December 01, 2019
by Horny.bastard June 04, 2021
1. Something that you looked up on urban dictionary because you don't know that pornhub exists
2. Putting your dick into her pussy, or putting your dick into his ass, or putting your strap on dick into her pussy.
3. A math equation
Add the bed
Subtract the clothes
Divide the legs
And hope you don't multiply
2. Putting your dick into her pussy, or putting your dick into his ass, or putting your strap on dick into her pussy.
3. A math equation
Add the bed
Subtract the clothes
Divide the legs
And hope you don't multiply
by 91fucking1 April 26, 2019
If you’re too young it will fuck up your life. If you’re to old you won’t have fun. If you’re just right there’s two types: sex with love and sex with fun. Guaranteed one of of the four will get you pregnant. So don’t have sex.
“I like my sex life like a Jake Paul video: a quick tease at the start then ten minutes of complete nothing.”
by SuccingMyNut December 13, 2019
When 8 year olds are too ugly to get a man or girl in real life so they sign up for an account on roblox with their dad’s email, join some hotel game or club game, find some 7 year old girl and do it with her
Roblox sex (sex in roblox) is basically: what demoon_sleyer58392: hi! come to my room!
pnk_uncorns482: hi! ok!
demoon_sleyer58392: come on to bed!
*moments later*
pnk_uncorns482: ############### so big ###### daddy
demoon_sleyer58392: harder ########## ur so ###### mommy
pnk_uncorns482: hi! ok!
demoon_sleyer58392: come on to bed!
*moments later*
pnk_uncorns482: ############### so big ###### daddy
demoon_sleyer58392: harder ########## ur so ###### mommy
by FunkyFrondeur September 21, 2020