happy humanist

A very intelligent and evolved person who calls people out on their bullshit and hatred. A person who stands up for human rights and teaches others how to do this. The smartest person on UD.

The Happy Humanist is my new favorite person on the interwebs

by PrescientMoon April 25, 2016

humanitus

An award for tv shows that dont use words like "retarded."

Mub-"thats retarded..And queer."

by theonetheycallthevisionthatbaresthegift March 31, 2005

Humaniality

A situation, in which an animal has sexual relations with a human.
Not to be mistaken with bestiality, where as a human has sexual relation with an animal.

That Australian Shepherds dry humped that poor young man, you could even say he committed an act of humaniality on his ass.

by Colonel Fuck a Duck October 12, 2009

humadruming

-verb

A noise made by breathing out through your nose whilst gently tapping the top of your mouth with your tongue.

Typically performed when bored.

Mate 1: Ah this is boring....hey what is that noise?!
Mate 2: <cough> sorry. I was just humadruming
Mate 1: Geeez I thought you were dying. My gran sounded like that when she Took The Top Escalator

by digital.sam September 28, 2009

Human fire blanket

When someone shows so much as a flicker of excitement about something, the human fire blanket will smother it with a negative comment about how it probably won't work/ he's never liked such and such, etc.

Son: "Dad, I've been thinking about this for a long time, and I've decided to change career and start a landscape gardening business."

Dad, aka Human fire blanket: "There are already too many people doing that."

by hairygunt March 22, 2010

Human suitcase

Its when a midget on roller-skates wears all of your clothes and you pull him/her through an airport

Look at that man's human suitcase!

by RJMAVS369 March 1, 2011

HUMAN SUITCASE

A midgit on roller skates that you put all your clothes on and pull through the airport.

Does having a human suitcase count as fascism?

by lithuanianminion March 8, 2011