Paint Beast

A really fat person (typically a short and fat chick)

Yo look, it’s a 6’9 290 paint beast over there!

by idrinkpaint376 July 3, 2024

paintriotism

Going all "I love America and apple pie" wif yer watercolors.

If I spray-doodle an image of Old Glory on da wall of a public building, can I claim paintriotism if I get accused of graffiti?

by QuacksO November 11, 2024

paintified

when something looks like it has been painted; or if something actually was painted.

your notebook looks really paintified.
the neighbors told us that our porch looks paintified, especially during the summer seasons.

by crispycrunchybacon :9 December 17, 2024

Paint the town red

1.a game typically themed around killing everyone. release date: october 13, 2015.
2. mass murder, typically in a area with a dense population or a building.

example 1
epic gamer 1: wanna play paint the town red?
epic gamer 2: sure

example 2
Murderer 1: wanna paint the town red?
Murderer 2: sure. where are the weapons?

by skibiddy1 January 2, 2025

paint yourself into a coroner

Derisive expression to mean dat ya either kept unwisely flappin' yer gums to da point dat ya got suspected of offing someone, or messed up yer prospects of landing moderately-desirable employment, and thus da only local job-position left was a cadaver-examiner in a morgue.

Pleading da Fifth or maintaining a responsible behavior-pattern may indeed be a drag, but doing so means dat you'll be less likely to paint yourself into a coroner.

by QuacksO January 28, 2025

Pantangery

A collection of individuals who work independently manipulating the realities of their environment. For a unified goal of retaining silence for power and control.

I cant believe the pantangery didnt step in to squash that court care on persuasive coercion.

by EternallyCoerced January 28, 2026

Painty

To have paint on something or paint stains

My hands are PAINTY.

Why is my shirt so PAINTY?

My hoodie is so PAINTY!

by Elmo Chair February 3, 2026