Winter Onions

Winter Onions are a set of balls that are shriveled in a taut scrotum. Primarily due to the cold.

The opposite of Summer Onions which are a saggy, dangly, sweaty set of balls. Primarily due to heat.

My winter onions are like a tanned piece of leather. It’s cold. I’ve never felt them so taut.

by Eaton Holgoode May 23, 2018

winter wonderhell

The Mid-Atlantic snowpocalypse of February 2010.

Day five of the Mid-Atlantic snowmaggedeon had become a living winter wonderhell for Gertrude.

by Snow Demon February 10, 2010

Winter's Law

As a message board discussion over software - particularly sports simulations - grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Maximum Football or Daivd Winter approaches 1

Person One: "I bought this new game last night and it really stinks"
Person Two: "What's wrong with it?"
Person One: "It's full of bugs! It should have never been released!"
Person Three: "Sounds like Maximum Football"
Person Two: "Aha! Winter's Law!"

by Marauder's Mom September 9, 2009

wintering in rome

A 19th century posh word for lesbian

"Did you hear she's wintering in rome?"

by shlotedaddy June 26, 2019

Winter goth

A person who dresses goth, but only in cool weather.

Person one: Hey, why's she dressed all preppy? I thought she was a goth.
Person two: Nah, she's just a winter goth.

by burgundyribbon September 14, 2009

decaying winter

decaying winter is a game on roblox played by only chads

person: wanna hop on decaying winter?
met: sure

by methampulation November 21, 2021

winter chub

a layer of fat gained on the stomach, legs, or arms from sitting around all winter doing nothing.

Person 1: Hey, let's go to the gym!

Person 2: Yeah, good idea, i gotta lose this winter chub for swimsuit season!

by anonymous10101010101010 June 24, 2009