Whacker

A person who is a first responder, or wishes they could become one, who has to act as if it is their god given duty to make everyone aware as to what they do. A whacker will have the most lights, the newest gear, the most tools, and post the most on social media just to say they have it. Whackers are often made fun of by other first responders due to their self centered demeanor.

"Have you played that Firefighting Simulator (Into the Flames) yet?" "No Cory, stupid whacker"
Cory makes a game solely based upon a firefighting for his own benefit to say he made a game based upon his job.

by OnyxAsylum September 1, 2022

Winch whacker

Winch whacker

That tow truck driver is a winch whacker that doesnt mind his own business.

by Tow God anonymous March 3, 2022

weed whacker

American term for grass trimmer

try using a 2 stroke weed whacker with the muffler removed

by glubglubglubglub August 14, 2025

Nigerian Wood whacker

Where you stick a lot of pins around your friend's penis and then that person does it to you. After you are done, you start sword fighting, (aka hitting each other's penis in a playful way

I tested the Nigerian wood whacker after a good massage.

by ImNotEvenLoudCuz August 14, 2025

whacker

A person who is absurdly obsessed with public safety equipment, vehicles, radios (motorola APX), etc. This person will also blow thousands of dollars on this equipment just to use it illegally. Finally, they will show off their whacker shit to act cool when nobody things they are cool.

That dude with an apx is such a whacker!

by ctpenguin11 August 25, 2025

Pud Whacker

Ray Carlisle from Teenage Bottlerocket.

Have you ever had to talk to Ray?
Yeah, he’s a total pud whacker.

by Ray Sucks March 24, 2023

bush-whacker

A person and/or object that smacks/whacks bushes and hedges

person 1: *smacks random bush*
person 2: "bush-whacker."
person 1: "yeah I know."

by Barbarian of the square planes June 19, 2024