Mustache Warmer

When you want to sit on someone's face or would like to.

I'm vladimir putin's mustache warmer.

I want to be your mustache warmer.

by Suicide_Snuggy August 12, 2022

Titty Warmer

a heater for the breast.

titty warmer; sheep skin nipple warmer; baby's mouth.

by penis tip December 21, 2010

Irish Leg Warmer

More common in rural areas an Irish Leg Warmer is the result of the combination long walk home and one too many beers.
Considered by many as unfortunate during the summer months but can be a life saver on a cold winter night.

Jayzus that was some night nearly froze to death on the way home if it wasn't for me Irish Leg Warmer

by JellyDeise September 16, 2016

Natural Hand Warmer

When you stick your hands in the front of your pants and get hard so that your dick gets warm

I used a natural hand warmer because it was 36° outside

by shacka October 12, 2019

flange warmer

A flange warmer is a persons butt crack. It is spread wide to accommodate a mans penis to keep it warm in bed during the winter months. It is more effective if the butt cheeks are gently clenched to retain heat.

I had such a cold cock last night I couldn't wait to get into bed and get my boyfriend to give me a flange warmer.

by pipesucker February 26, 2018

forehead warmer

Big bodied guys set their bellies on someone’s forehead while receiving a blow job.

His forehead warmer flattened out my bangs.

by DanielKerscher October 12, 2022

Double Bench Warmer

When you have two lines of cocaine on each of a girl’s ass cheeks, and you do one line, then get some on your tongue and then eat her ass so her asshole gets numb. Then, you finish the other line on the other ass cheek and by then her ass will be numb for anal.

“Yo bro, this girl is gonna let me do the double bench warmer on her. This is definitely an item crossed off the bucket list.”

by c1ay_4tw March 08, 2024