willy warmer

keeps your winkie warm so it doesn’t shrink

omg his willy warmers so big! he must have a huge shlong!!

by ur mums gay February 19, 2019

Pineapple warmer

Gammon. Brexit voter. A white, right wing man with very little hair and an angry pink complexion.

The audience on Newsnight were mainly pineapple warmers.

by Mohammered May 26, 2019

Natural Hand Warmer

When you stick your hands in the front of your pants and get hard so that your dick gets warm

I used a natural hand warmer because it was 36° outside

by shacka October 11, 2019

fart warmer

Heated car seats...Duh!

Man it was so cold driving to work yesterday, I had to use the fart warmer.

by Chas501 January 8, 2018

Independent Tongue Warmers

The only way for the ear-canals to be massaged. Music underneath the surface in duration to arise to affect the world of hip.hop

apos.trophe, UrthTone, DJ Distrakt.

Passion for life. Exposed to new thoughts, while leaving your backround of attention caught in a glimmer of hope. Follow, we'll lead. Independent Tongue Warmers.

by apos.trophe (known b4 as: adLib) November 26, 2003

kentucky dick warmer

You get someone with a 9inch or more penis and do anal but instead of you shifting on his dick he pisses in your ass.

Mom what is a Kentucky dick warmer?
You want to try it out. yeah. Ok shove your penis in may ass and pee

by Dicks in a locker October 25, 2017

toilet seat warmer

A degradory term used to describe young private boarding school pupils in the private education system in the UK, immortalised in the film "IF" BY director Lyndsey Anderson. Where a junior pupil is ordered to "go along and warm the toilet seat for me,i'll be along in 3 minutes" ,by one os the senior prefects of the school, a classic example of inbred contempt and didain cultivated in such institutions towards those they consider beneath their personally assumed "status".

Young Blenkinsop-Smythe will be an ideal choice for an unquestioning lackey,he has a good history as an adept toilet seat warmer.

by Kingcobrakenny October 27, 2017