One who carries around with them the uncontrollable urge to have a wank. This condition makes seemingly simple outings rather difficult.
Guy1: Yo man? Have you ever noticed all the white stains on the carpets in Doug's apartment?
Guy2: Yeah man its cause he's a fucking chronic wanker.
Guy2: Yeah man its cause he's a fucking chronic wanker.
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Someone with an overwhelming obsession with their phone, phone related apps and equipment. Someone with a new phone who is generally a boring person with nothing relevant or interesting to talk about. Someone with an aggressive need to show you their phone and tell you about its uninteresting attachments.
Look at my new phone, it has an app that comes up with interesting phone related conversation starters. Check out how much music my phone has! Why would I want to sleep with you when, instead we can talk about how much memory my phone has. I have no personality but my phone can be used as a metal detector. I am a complete Phone Wanker!
by The Scuzzy one October 28, 2010
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- "After a long cold winter wander lust struck and I had to get on my bike an take a 5 day trip."
- "He's been backpacking in Europe for the last two months. He was struck by wander lust."
- "He's been backpacking in Europe for the last two months. He was struck by wander lust."
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Get the Wanderlust mug.One who habitually stays home, or in places comfortable to them. A condition often accompanied by heavy marijuana use and a pale pallor. Also described as someone with an unwillingness to show up for fun stuff.
Drummer: Oh man, we need Dylan to dial in that guitar solo! Did you call him?
Pianist: Yeah, but that home-wanker won't answer! You know he's playin' x-box or something.
Pianist: Yeah, but that home-wanker won't answer! You know he's playin' x-box or something.
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