Twilight

I would probably find it difficult to go on without this book. Not because I'm in love with Mr. Topaz Eyes Sparklepants either. I personally think he has to be the flattest, dullest character ever written in as wish fulfillment for a lonely and delusional woman who apparently never got over her teenage emo phase. Twilight helps me go on, simply, because on some days, fantasizing about brutally killing every diehard Twilight fan that ever lived is my only reason for living. Just kidding. But I will bitch-slap one of them someday. Seriously. Watch me.

OTF (Obsessive Twilight Fan): OMG I can't believe how amazing Eclipse was! Oh but poor Bella who will she choose? I hope she chooses Jake! Because then Edward will be ALL MINE! OMG I love vampires!
Me: *slaps

Seriously. You all are pathetic. If there were such a thing as real vampires, I would love for you to run into one, just so you could see how pitifully wrong your sparkly gorgeous misconceptions are.

by Umyeahjuststopthatnow December 22, 2008

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One of the very few places on the internet that you can go without being driven insane by overly-obsessed twilight fangirls or I <3 Edward banners. This site is for intelligent people that know that vampires are not real and they do not sparkle.

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by HarryPotter>Twilight October 18, 2008

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A male of any age who uncharacteristically likes the book series by the name of the Twilight Saga by Stephenie Meyer. They are not common, but not hard to find either, since every now and then a guy will grudgingly admit that it was a good story, even though it wasn't.

Girl 1: Omg, Girl 2! You're so lucky, your boyfriend's a twilightguy!

Girl 1: I know right? It's weird talking about how awesome the series was with a dude, but cool at the same time. The whole reason he's my boyfriend is because he's a twilightguy!

by DoIKnowYouSir June 20, 2009

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Twilight

Total bullshit. Trust me when I say horrible and overrated.

Go to any high school and you'll at least find Twilight fangirls, if not the actual pieces of cardboard with poo splattered in the middle (attempt at books).

by Lizzilola February 21, 2010

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The biggest piece of garbage ever written. It is a book in which it's "author" knew nothing about the subject. She had never read or seen anything about vampires. The idea came to her in a dream where she was having a picnic in a field with a sparkling vampire. There are many problems with this.So please if one must try to write please know what the hell you're talking about.

A)Vampires don't sparkle
B)Vampires aren't pussies like Edward
C)Werewolves can't transform in the middle of the day whenever they want
D)Twilight vampires can't be killed by a steak to the heart........... WTF
E)And most importantly VAMPIRES DON'T SPARKLE!!!!!!!!

by Mewes306 April 2, 2010

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A book written by Stephanie Meyer. It is a book about a young woman named Bella who falls in love with a vampire named Edward. The story lacks character development and has COUNTLESS cliches. The rabid fancult..I mean excuse me, "Fanbase" is obviously mesmerized by it for the fact that Meyer goes barely into detail of Bella (thus allowing the reader to "enter" the story,) this basically makes Bella a puppet. This "puppet" can be used by the reader to be inside the story. Then when Bella meets Edward, Details come out of nowhere and make Edward out to be some Deity. Thus making Twilight. The reason I myself don't like Twilight is because books should be loved for plot and storyline, not that you have a sparkly boyfriend inside a book. Another reason Twilight is popular is because it has equal hype to a Jonas Brothers concert.

How Twilight got to it's popularity today.

Simulation-like plot+Deity-like description of a boy+craploads of hype+fanbase similar to the 3rd Reich=Twilight.

by Anonymus... July 4, 2010

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