Traumahawk

A sudden burst of unpleasant imagery or phrases in order to traumatize someone or just generally disturb them.

John: I'm gonna hit you with a traumahawk!
Sarah: What's a -
John: YOUR PARENTS HAVING SEX YOUR PARENTS HAVING SEX YOUR PARENTS HAVING SEX
Sarah: OH GOD NO STOP IT

by Sergeant Turdwhilst September 17, 2011

serious emotional trauma

What you get after you walk in on your parents "doing it"

I had serious emotional trauma after I got home from the party and walked into the house, and saw my parents doing it.

by scarred for life June 24, 2003

Drama Trauma

The overwhelming shock felt after a betrayal of trust has resulted in a major drama which leaves the recipient slack-jawed and staring off in stunned disbelief. Often associated with a romantic mind-fuck.

During Drama Trauma, the recipient is rendered totally dysfunctional and incapable of reliable activity until such time as the feeling subsides which can sometimes be hours, days, or a week depending upon the severity of the inciting event.

Friend: Hey, man. We missed you at the Jam session Saturday night.

Her: What? Oh yeah. That. Sorry but I'm in total meltdown from being led-on and then screwed over by my so-called fiance. After 6 months of all that, out of the blue, he suddenly yells at me to get the F*&K out of the house. He yells that he made a mistake and he's sorry. WTF? I just can't wrap my brain around it!!?

Friend: Un-f#@&ing-real! Well, you are obviously suffering from drama trauma and going to be drooling all over yourself for awhile so no sweat with the Jam. I'll take you out and get you baked. You'll feel better!

by Zylaw November 16, 2010

Beef Trauser

A woman's vagina lips that hang down low enough to keep her legs warm.

Thank god for my beef trauser, it's gonna be a cold winter.

by Tomrod May 24, 2011

Post Traumatic Dick Disorder

Also know as PTDD. A condition of persistent mental and emotional stress occurring as a result of massive dick taking or psychological shock from female blue balls, typically involving disturbance to mental ability to focus on anything but the massive dick wrecking/ blue balls and constant vivid recall of the experience, with dulled responses to others and to the outside world as you are too physically/ emotionally affected from the experience .

" I heard the Pussy Mangler wrecked you last night." "Yeah, I can't even focus on my paper. I think I have Post Traumatic Dick Disorder"
or
"Girl, did you get that good dick last night?" "He put in the tip then passed out, gave me mad female blue balls. Now I have PTDD and I'm fiending his dick."

by _sammyn April 4, 2015

nub force trauma

When a total nub kills you in a video game by some stroke of luck; getting owned by a nub. term coined by tehgodfatha.

oh shit. I think his cause of death was...nub force trauma.

Whoa! someone got smacked by some nub force trauma.

by tehgodfatha January 16, 2008

serious emotional trauma

When a large, asian male farts inside your school bag, but not without dropping a turd inside it, zipping the bag back up, shaking the bag around, opening it back up, and showing you the smeared shit all over your assignment papers due next period.

Fuck! No! My papers! I've been Serious emotional trauma'd!

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 27, 2003