Turpy

The official definition for one who seems to always do clumsy, clutsy or funny things on purpose.

Brandon pulled a Turpy and forgot his wallet at home. I had to pay for his dinner!

by Turp-Dogg April 14, 2010

Torey Pudwill

Torey Pudill- verb

Torey Puwill is a famous and possibly one the most talented skateboarders alive

to Torey Pudwill means to get really really high or at least appear high, and go out and skateboard around a group of people

Person #1: Hey, wanna go Torey Pudwilling at City Grind?
Person #2: Fuck yeah!

by thehiddengiraffe July 26, 2011

rusty torpedo

When your ex girlfriend leave behind her dildo and you proceed to use it on your next girlfriend.

Gina came over last night and I gave her Olivia's rusty torpedo!

by Captain Backhand August 8, 2006

Tory

The word used to describe a member or supporter of the Conservative Party. Along the same line as toff as it really is used as a derogatory way to insult rich or stuck-up people who care for nothing other themselves and their tendencies to shoot wild animals

'Hello, who are you?'
'My name is Jeffrey and I am a Tory'
'A what?'
'A tory, a member of the conserv..'
'Shut the fuck up Jeffrey!'

by Charlie & Amy January 28, 2006

photon torpedo

Weapon carried by Federation starships, mostly used for blowing up Klingons.

Photon torpedos, fire!- Kirk, Picard, Janeway, etc..

by Andz August 8, 2005

Tory Wasted

When you have an awesome time getting intoxicated with your friends. However to be "Tory Wasted" one must have a BAC level of .34 or higher in order to be consider into this prestigious club where only a small handful of people have had the opportunity to reach.

I got so Tory Wasted last night that I ended up sleeping next to the Taco Bell dumpsters.

Let's get Tory Wasted and do crazy things!

by asu1 September 27, 2011

ass torpedo

When you yell FIRE IN THE HOLE.. ANd ram your cock up your ladies ass..

I gave jen an ass torpedo and she moaned like a mother fucker

by AssTrumpetier September 2, 2006