Tiesto

The greatest DJ to ever grace Earth.

DJ Tiesto mixes only the best!

by Nasty Massey March 26, 2004

Tienemormon Square

The large parcel of land in the middle of downtown Salt Lake City that is owned by the Mormon Church. It is more known as "Temple Square". It has been the center of controversy because the city of Salt Lake sold the church a block of land that use to be one of the main roads. The church had since converted it to a park. No smoking, swearing, or preaching anything that is non Mormon

"To save time on my way to the gay bar, I cut through Tienemormon Square."

by Topher30 October 19, 2006

Ties Stuij

A slayer of sea dragons and friend of the cuttlefish; a careful observer of sheep behavior

Did you check out that Ties Stuij out at sea today?

by sym0nemartini April 24, 2011

Tinsel Tosser

English slur for gay people at Christmas time.

Look at him, drinking his eggnog. Man, that guy is a total tinsel tosser.

by Danny Fantome December 2, 2016

These fucking flies

Your not an Aussie if you haven’t said this before.

*summer in Australia*
Aussie *drinking a beer while sitting near a barbie* “THESE FUCKING FLIES”

by Zooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo April 25, 2019

Tiest

When someone is going to say tits but edits themself to say chest (true story)

Me: Why is he holding the phone like that??
Mom: He’s taking a picture of his tiest
Me: WHAT JAJAJAHAHA

by Rick Sandcheese July 8, 2021

These People Can Vote

A cynical statement used to point out that no matter how stupid someone is, they can still decide the fate of a country.

There are people who actually think that an almost eighty-year-old man who can't even walk up a flight of stairs without tripping or stumbling at least three times and can't go more than five minutes without uttering a non-sequitur or having a random emotional outburst and has a long, documented history of being extremely racially prejudiced whenever it's convenient to him is fit to run an entire country. And these people can vote.

by Ubeenbamboozledson May 29, 2022