touchdown vulture

A touchdown vulture is a football player, specifically a runningback/fullback that comes in the game inside the 5 yardline in goalline situations and steals undeserved touchdowns. In most cases smaller better running backs do all the work between the 20's and these vultures (larger/worse backs) come in and fall down for 1 or 2 yards scoring the touchdown, killing the fantasy value of the much better skillful backs. Key examples are Mike Alstott or the modern day Lendale White.

Fantasy Owner #1 - Hey Chris Johnson just got a 30 yard run down inside the 5

Fantasy Owner #2 - Shit now that fat ass touchdown vulture LenDale is going to come in and get the score

by JBones751 November 30, 2009

the thing that when you touch it you throw up

the little red thing in the back of your throat that when you touch it you throw up

"I think I have strep throat because there are red dots on the thing that when you touch it you throw up."

by Greg C. Z. September 20, 2007

One Touch Love

A way of expressing love between two people involving hitting/slapping/pushing of each other.

This method of love expression is predominant between males.

A/N: 'One Touch Love' was popularized by the Jaemin couple of DBSK.

Jaejoong: Ow Changmin, why did you hit me?
Changmin: Hyung, I'm just showing you some 'One Touch Love'.

by Hoshiko_Malfoy August 4, 2008

Dubya Touch

The opposite of having the "Midas Touch"; instead of turning to gold, whatever that person touches turns to shit. Named after George "Dubya" Bush. Every business venture he's been involved with has been a dismal failure.

I wouldn't want him running my company, he's got the Dubya Touch. Everything he touches turns to shit.

by Big Bad Sky November 9, 2006

touch some grass

something you say to someone when they need to come back down to earth. some similar sayings are come back down to earth , go outside , etc.

Mark: My life is so hard

Juby: Sir please go and touch some grass

by nickifan5ever February 3, 2021

tippy touch

A speedy touch of a man's member, schlong, knob, etc.

While it is not very satisfying, it can be a hopeful prospect, and is convenient for rushed situations.

A)Johnny: "Yo Frank, you get your dick wet yet?"

Frank: "Nah, just a lil tippy touch"

B)Lisa: "Hey Sam, could I get a pen?"

Sam: "Course, how bout a quick tippy touch though?"

by Forstag January 13, 2010

iPod Touch

If the iPods were on a TV show, the iPod Touch would definetly be the breakout character. It recently began to out-sell the Nano, making it one of the most popular portable media devices of all-time.

(iPod Classic is in the role of a single father living in San Francisco, the Nano and Touch are the two teenage siblings, and the Shuffle is the baby brother)

iPod Classic: Children! I have someone for you to meet! This your new adopted teenage brother, the iPod Touch!
(Laugh track goes "WOOOOOOOOOOOO!")
iPod Touch: It's a pleasure to meet you all!
iPod Nano: I don't want an older sibling! (starts crying and runs upstairs, and eats so much that it gets fat)
iPod Shuffle: I'm small and have no screen, but if you push down on my head, I can talk to you!
iPod Classic: Awww, he just said his first word!

(3 seasons later......)

iPod Classic: Wow iPod Touch, you're so awesome and cool that you were able to to turn the iPod Nano into a small piece of shit that can't even play videos! No wonder you're the most popular iPod!

by "The iPods" Executive Producer November 23, 2010