Rusty Trombone

a trombone that was left in the rain

my trombone got rusty because it was left in the rain and rust formed all over the shaft and mouthpiece, thus it was a rusty trombone...indeed.

by John Ritter April 19, 2006

Shiny Trombone

A rusty trombone wherein the recipient of analingus and a reacharound concludes by urinating rather than ejaculating.

James drank a large quantity of coffee early in the morning, so his anticipated rusty trombone instead became a shiny trombone.

by timpanum September 20, 2014

trumbone

When someone licks a man Butthole while they stroke the mans penis

Nothing gets you going like a women giving you a trumbone

by eroc September 23, 2003

Tromboner

An ignorant name used by some jealous bastard when that someone see's a trombonist with their trombone, because they think it is funny. usually used by football players, cheerleaders, potheads and people that have no life.

~walk, walk, walk~

footballer- "hey tromboner!" "hahaha"
trombonist- ~mumble~ "douchefuck"

by ~blah, blah, blah~ December 20, 2009

Rusty Trombone

felatio after vaginal sex during menstration.

Yo got my red wings last night and made her play the Rusty Trombone YEAH THE Rusty Trombone

by Big Swol October 4, 2005

rusty trombone

Sucking cock and whos ever cock is being sucked blows ass. The motion is called the trombone the ass is called rusty.

John Henry was giving Richy the once over and Richy blew ass.

by lover of women February 5, 2004

Rusty Trombone

Timmy's dirty plump cock after gay anal

yo did you see that kid's trombone? man was it RUSTY.

by Dave Gutkin (Mojo) June 6, 2003