Alpha Log

Alpha Log is the dude that ends up sleeping on your couch for 3 weeks.

Dude's an Alpha Log ; he hijacked our couch and wouldn't leave.

by DMack2018 February 28, 2018

Alpha Simp

A person who's an alpha chad and gets all the girls, then hardcore simps for them.

Dude got all the grills, then puts hoes before bros. He's actually an alpha simp.

by Professor Potato May 1, 2020

alpha-bed

Where the alpha male rests his head... or participates in other nocturnal activities

"I'm gonna take her back to my alpha-bed for some sexy-time and put her in a cab in the mornin'"

by Castro__ March 1, 2010

Alpha Pledge

The number one pledge in a pledge class

Wow, Sam cleaned the entire house and washed the dishes. He is definitely the alpha pledge

by Fratter1911 March 30, 2015

Alpha Baiting

Verb. Luring an Alpha dominant personality into their most primal, aggressive state by sly and subtle entrapment.

Bill was alpha baiting Jeff by using his own words against him. The rage boiled over as Jeff’s alpha personality had no other outlook to express himself other than a huff and a puff.

by Craig Dearborn November 19, 2019

alpha operator

The head operator on an IRC channel.

Loup is the alpha operator for #goth.

by Macavity November 1, 2003

Alpha Dugan

The most athletic, handsome, intelligent sex beast who just happens to have a micropenis.

Son: Wow look at that guy he's getting with so many girls!

Dad: Well obviously son, thats Alpha Dugan! He's a beast!

Son: Wow! Dad, when I grow up can I be like Alpha Dugan?

Dad: No.

by pattysouffle December 8, 2019