Definitions by pattysouffle

Alpha Dugan 

The most athletic, handsome, intelligent sex beast who just happens to have a micropenis.

Son: Wow look at that guy he's getting with so many girls!

Dad: Well obviously son, thats Alpha Dugan! He's a beast!

Son: Wow! Dad, when I grow up can I be like Alpha Dugan?

Dad: No.

Alpha Dugan by pattysouffle December 8, 2019