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According to Youtuber Aloona Larionova, someone who admits and owns up to being a simp.
*found on her soobridit*
badkillerz101: Let's be honest. Who wouldn't be a simp for Aloona?"
Hades_do_bem: So that means that you are a SIMP
badkillerz101: Hell yeah, I'll admit it.

Aloona: *gasp* That's an Alpha Simp.
by Yoshiro Hiroto May 14, 2020
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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A person who's an alpha chad and gets all the girls, then hardcore simps for them.
Dude got all the grills, then puts hoes before bros. He's actually an alpha simp.
by Professor Potato May 01, 2020
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The king of simps. Unlike a beta simp, an alpha simp has a girlfriend and cherishes her.
Dude tried to call me a simp, so I said "Yeah, but at least I'm an alpha simp".
by Tipoe April 01, 2020
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