math

The only subject in school which uses more letters than English does.

Teacher: Bob, what does 'gf 'equal in the mathematical equation 'x>ym>0+t/a-g+f=15'?
Bob: .... non existent?

by nyanscout November 7, 2015

MATH

The mental abuse to humans. math may relate to almost every subject but every subject you think your good at, well that subject wont give a crap about you cause your a mortal.

YOU TERRORIST, YOU FUCKED OUR FUCK AND YOU FUCKED OUR HEADS. YOU MATH SON. ALSO YOUR HAIRLINE LOOKS LIKE A PENIS.

by perreroni NEGROni April 6, 2017

math

There is no explanation for math, except that it's a common cause for death.

Person #1: WTF IS THIS, "MATH"???
Person #2: It's something used in torture, I think.

by CringeManGamer December 22, 2016

Mathes

Where you do your calculation to figure out the price of your drugs.
eg. you buy a vape for 20 and figure out standard price is 30 so you sell it for 25.

"hold up, im doing my mathes before i go and sell"

by Druggo242096 February 2, 2021

Math

Math is a very important skill but is also mentally horrible for kids brains because it's so fucking annoying and nobody likes it (Accept Geeks) It's also abuses children and makes them think school is boring, and this can happened to any human.

M-MENTAL
A-ABUSE
T-TO
H-HUMANS

Without a working knowledge of abstract or applied math, geeks wouldn't know how to seamlessly set up an online Wittypedia like Urban Dictionary—math is a necessary evil that allows us to enjoying the good things in life.

by _Ice_Wolf_Gaming November 9, 2018

math

something used to torture children for like the rest of there life

mr math i'm sick of looking for your x just move on

by chjoche February 16, 2023

Math

Math will destroy your dreams

My math Grades are Bad, i cant Go to medscchool

by LstSniper March 11, 2021