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Math, short for “mental abuse to humans” is a subject that causes depression, suicide and many other unpleasant things. Math was designed to be a way to ruin the life of innocent children, and mostly to fill their brains with useless knowledge.
Math, homework,school. The ultimate life ruining trio to ruin 10+ years of our lives.
Math is a piece of shit. :)
by Babrup November 24, 2021
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math

There is no explanation for math, except that it's a common cause for death.
Person #1: WTF IS THIS, "MATH"???
Person #2: It's something used in torture, I think.
by CringeManGamer December 22, 2016
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Math

Math is TORTURE. It's a million random numbers smashed together and the teachers expect you to solve 45+6=76-squared cubed=*=*:634-78=34275445875789343457989785343547893478953454789534579387938457934587859347987934583473475987947935847835934578978478943578993457849383457897834478334857949357834789435 and then they are like ITS SO EASY! look at this! and you grow up not knowing math.
Me: I hate Math
Classmate: And math hates you!
Me: *yeets boy out the window (when it is closed)*
by ClubWatAh April 20, 2021
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Maths

A spiral🌪🌪🌪🌪🌪 Maths includes a lot of things: Annoying teachers, equations , algeBRA and the most important - a S-P-I-R-A-L
A spiral has many things in it , obviously includes Maths , but there are also some more things in it . A spiral has a growing step , the first step is to learn Maths, than be a nerd , than be smart ,than be a Maths teacher ,than be an engineer , than be a person with BIG CRISPY LIPS 👄 cuz if you don’t have big lips , you can’t be a normal person. For example people who have big lips are like Bob the Builder,Dora the explorer,etc(not offending the “cartoon characters”)

So , Maths is a spiral and remember , when someone asks you what is Maths , you answer them , “Maths is a sᴘɪʀᴀʟ!!!!!”
Maths is a spiral.
Spiral means Maths.
Maths includes a lot of things.
by Mathsisaspiral January 25, 2019
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MATH

Boy: what does math actually mean?
Boy 2: it's Mental Abuse To Human
Boy: hahaha!
(It's a joke, please don't take it seriously)
by Erika321 August 28, 2018
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Math

A spawn of satan of course, gee wiz I wish it was never invented. Same about taxes.
My teacher made me do an assignment on math I screamed in my blood started pumping I was about to pass out because I have a say pi I was like no way no way you you you are so MEAN!
by aninomoussss March 31, 2019
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Math

The time of the day where you are playing games on your computer or wish you were at home playing some tf2.
Peter- Are you ready for math?
Ryan- Yeah man!
by May 10, 2018
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