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Tarp on a Woodpile

A variation of the infamous "cleveland steamer" where you pull the girl's panties up over the poop after shitting on her chest.

A proper "tarp on a woodpile" is executed when you stretch the panties up over the poop while she is still wearing them (note that "granny panties" work best, thongs are quite challenging).

It is also acceptable (but not as desirable) if her panties have already been tossed aside to simply place them on top of the poo.
Tom, having grown tired of giving Viv nightly cleveland steamers, decided to make good use of her laundry-day granny panties and give her a "Tarp on a Woodpile."

As a souvenir of the momentous occasion and Tom's inventive sexual aptitude, Viv had the granny panties framed and displayed in the living room for all to see. (She bought new ones for laundry day)
by Willie Phistergash January 7, 2012
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tarp off

When you're really drunk and you remove your shirt. Usually it's drunk, male fraternity- types.
"Dude I was so drunk I had to tarp off."
by Kathleencove852 April 3, 2017
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r u thar

Bastardized Internet shorthand for 'are you there'
a: Hey, say something!
...
a: dood, r u thar?
b: Sorry. I was away, burying him.
by ver_is_me! June 19, 2011
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thar

a place somewhere, other than where you are, and not here.
Look at the 007 over thar.
(see 007 for definition)
by RKSP July 22, 2003
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Tharanya

She's a queen, there are yet no words to describe how beautiful she is. All the guys are after her and would die to even have her number. If a guy ever hurts her they will not even be alive. She is a good singer and very smart. To top it all off she's sweet and she has model status. If you get a chance with her in your lifetime do not ever lose it, it may be hard to get back. If she likes you then your the luckiest person alive. Even if your her friend. All her friends and people in general adore her. What possibly more do you need, it's awesomeness all in one. Shes one of a kind.
I'm so glad I met Tharanya, and I'm friends with her, what a blessing.
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tarp

also known as a "trap" tarp came from misspelling the word trap.

little does the guy in the dark room know that the dick hes grabbing isnt his!
by p.nasty January 15, 2012
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Thar She Blows

When you receive fellatio from a woman and deem it necessary to note such an occurrence
“Y’ar, thar she blows!” - A lucky pirate receiving a surprise act of blowjobbery
by Psycho_Duck13 October 18, 2020
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