Thanos Dick

The act of cutting the blood flow to your penis with either a rubber band or a clamp of some kind making it turn a deep dark purple color

I got a thanos dick

by Mysterious NIG October 18, 2018

thanos jack

God.

Thanos Jack 3 confirmed.

by thanos jack 3 confirmed October 25, 2018

Thanosi

The plural form of our lord and savior, Thanos

Bruh did u see the Thanosi yet
A what?
A Thanosi!
Wtf Jim

by Supah Mageekal January 10, 2019

Thanosist

A person who only does half of his job because he thinks that’s “perfect balance”. They do love splitting the bill 50/50 though.

Boss: You’re half an hour later to work, you know that?
Thanosist: Perfectly balanced as all things should be.

by RANDOM USER PASSING THROUGH January 18, 2019

Thanos Smash

When Thanos uses his infinty stones to make his penis seem larger then reproduces with a female. When Thanos nuts it comes out as grape juice and all the girls love the amazing taste of it.

Bro I saw this hot girl and we Thanos Smashed later
Bro really I Thanos Smashed yout mother that night too

by Adi R. April 22, 2019

Thanos

Antagonist in Avengers Infinity War/Endgame. Some say he's Ivan Moody's twin. Couldn't seem to defeat Spoderman.
Ends up losing the war.
Seems to make promises he can't keep.
Bad Liar
May he rest in peace

I don’t remember asking you about your imperfections. You might win one battle but know this, I’ll win the war, says Thanos who is sadly mistaken.
"I am inevitable" Says Thanos, but once again is sadly mistaken.

by sOrrYjK May 1, 2019

Thanos

He,is Grimus all grown up as a chef with an

golden oven-mitt to use the power of

sour patch kids to make everything 50% off.

p.s. he changed his name to Thanos because no-one would take him seriously with that smile and body shape

by Oven-pillow May 2, 2019