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smooth stretch 

when a girl stretchs your smooth foreskin with her mouth
smooth stretch by alex homo August 22, 2006

mid-day stretch 

When shorts or pants put on in the morning that are tight enough to negate the need of a belt, but then midway through the day, stretch and fall off of the waist, a mid-day stretch occurs.
"My pants are falling off; I thought i didn't need a belt."
"Dude, thats just the mid-day stretch."

home stretch 

The point in your work shift you stop being as ...productive as you were earlier (slacking off, flirting with that hot chick in customer services, etc). Usually the last hour, hour and a half.
Classy Employee #1: Dude, we got an hour left. We're in the home stretch now!
Classy Employee #2: Wanna go outside and smoke plants?
home stretch by Genericist July 6, 2009

Sanford Stretch 

The act of intercourse where two fingers are placed in partner's booty hole and then spread apart and one must yell in the hole. If you hear an echo consider your attempt a success.
Bro, I gave this B the Sanford Stretch last night and damn shit echoed like i was at the Grand Canyon.
Sanford Stretch by T-Free88 May 15, 2010

Santa Stretch 

A term referring to the 3 straight, full weeks of school that follow Thanksgiving break and preceed Christmas break.
John: Hey. Welcome back from Thanksgiving break!

Susan: Yeah, and now the Santa stretch begins. I can't wait till Christmas!

womp stretch 

The act of inserting two penises into one vagina.
I can't believe she let us womp stretch her last night, does that make us gay?
womp stretch by Blue bars January 30, 2016