Steel Head

The compacted fecal matter which is the first to pass before the softer normal fecal matter

This can be caused by holding onto the poo for longer then you should. Cuasing the colon muscles to compress the fecal matter. Squeezing water and pushing it backwards back up towards the intestine.

Fecal matter after the initial steel head can be more runnier (softer) then usual.

Although it has happened for no reason at all. Its more commonly caused by holding on for to long or not enough water intake

"Hey man, why the sour look on your face?"
"Just had this massive steel head.."

"Allan had a huge steel head this morning, poor bloke"

by ausjohn December 15, 2009

Cold Steel and Sunshine

1.The euphemism used by dentists to tell their dental assistant what procedure to get ready for whilst in the company of said patient. 2. The application of cold steel (extraction forceps) to a tooth thus exposing the apices of the roots of said tooth to Sunshine. 3. Curative therapy for an infection of dental origin.

What do you want to do Dr.? Cold steel and sunshine Melissa!

by edentulous October 14, 2009

jet fuel can't melt steel memes

A spin off of the phrase "jet fuel can't melt steel beams," referring to the tragedy of 9/11 where conspirators say that it must have been an inside job for this reason. To shame this phrase, it has become a meme of sorts and people use it jokingly. The replacement of the word "beams" to "memes" was simply further fuckery with the phrase.

"We shall now bow our heads in a moment of silence for those who lost their lives on this tragic day."
*voice in the crowd* "Jet fuel can't melt steel memes ,"

*conspirators chanting* "inside job. Inside job. Inside job. Inside job..."

by Nicholsonmj01 September 16, 2016

steel ovaries

Steel ovaries....the condition in which a woman is not afraid to hold her own and stand her ground. If man should find a woman like that, hold on to and never never ever piss her off or she will rip your balls off and place them in a tic tac container.

Man: I have a pair of steel balls. woman: well I have a pair of steel ovaries

by steel ovaries October 28, 2013

Cold Steele

A no life nerd who spends 23 hours of his day RuneCrafting on RuneScape and 30 minutes sleeping. He claims to be a big time football player but how can you be when you consintly are "breaking ur bones" (not true) and giving that reason on why your on RuneScape 24/7. He never talks to his friends unless they have a high rank in something.

timmy: Hey dude, did you pull a cold steele yesterday? john: yeah dude, i sat at my comp til my eyes dried out from runecrafting for 5 days then my friend i knew for 3 years tried talking to me and i turned my private chat off! :D i feel so e-cool.

by phillyfann September 9, 2009

mind like a steel trap

Someone who is quick to understand complex ideas and concepts

Through her quick wit and intelligent sense of humor we can clearly see that she has a "mind like a steel trap."

by HoudiniLAD June 11, 2014

steel wool

Extremely prickly pubic hairs around the vagina area. Usually found in black chicks. Going down on a girl who has steel wool isn't pleasant any may result in irritation around the mouth region.

"Daamn! Lashanda gots some serious steel wool down there."

by Suga Shano Mack July 29, 2006