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Squirble Beef

You stand in a chalked on the floor circle, and you squirble by performing weird hand, head, neck, arm, leg movements to see who squirbles the best.
After determining who wins the squirble (Squirble can go indefinitely if nobody pulls out something that's extra ordinary and out does everyone) the winner starts the beef.

The winner chooses the fellow Squirbler to attack and does them dirty. The circle continues until the beefing is boring.
Yo lets go Squirble Beef tonight?

My grandma wanted to Squirble on this Beef.
by RufusPuffyMarshmallow May 21, 2024
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Squirtle squad

Opposite to charizarding. Where the girl lights a guys pubes on fire and put it out while squirting yelling Squirtle squad
I did it with a guy last night and Squirtle squad him
by Igodless July 18, 2024
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Squirflelighting

A grotesque act involving a toothpick, some form of accelerant and a lighter. The user (male) covers a toothpick with the accelerant and inserts it into their urethra. Once inside the man lights it on fire and lets it burn. When used it practice, it is common for the user of this technique to bust a nut to extinguish the fire before in burns their skin.
Hey man, I don’t wanna go out tonight. I’m gonna stay in and have a nice Squirflelighting sesh alone if you don’t mind.

Squiflelighting may also be said as “Squiflelight” when being referred to as an action.
by Witerwally A Genius September 14, 2025
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Squirtle

Squirtle (noun): A tiny amount, usually water. Sometimes a cute Pokemon characer.

Squirtling (verb): An action that may or may not involve a small spurt of water. In all cases, it's considered cute and adorable and not in any way demeaning to women.
Squirtle is a Pokemon species that enjoys squirtling around.

Squirtling the water hose releases a squirtle of water.
by Squirtle Lady September 23, 2025
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Squirtle

Squirtle (noun): A tiny amount, usually water. Sometimes a cute Pokemon characer.

Squirtling (verb): An action that may or may not involve a small spurt of water. In all cases, it's considered cute and adorable and not in any way demeaning to women.
Squirtle is a Pokemon species that enjoys squirtling around.

Squirtling the water hose releases a squirtle of water.
by Squirtle Lady September 23, 2025
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squrkle

square + circle = squrkle
by Daixuanping May 2, 2025
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commander squirtles

Just my way of saying Fuck you, and you and you and oh yeah fuck you. Oh fuck me? No, no, no sir, Fuck You. Making a statement or taking a stand with or with out anyone else standing beside me.
Commander Squirtles says she bets, BOOM goes the dynamite.
by Grems May 14, 2018
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