squigtime

An annoying angry kid often found complaining about something pointless on the game known as Runescape.

lol lets hang out in edge! omfg squigtime complaining there nvm.

by squigtime April 11, 2009

Squirt

A nickname a Father gives to a child he adores.

Hey,Squirt....go grab me a beer.

by thrushpuppy August 19, 2015

Squirt N Jerk

The act of a male holding a massive load of diarrhea while masturbating sitting on the toilet. A master Squirt N Jerker will hold their diarrhea until the point of climax. At climax, both load are released for extreme gratification.

After holding a load of diarrhea for over an hour, he decided to take advantage of the opportunity to Squirt N Jerk and rubbed one out to a simultaneous explosion.

by Eaton Holgoode June 1, 2009

squirtbutton

it's another word for clit.
keep pushin.
et voila, she'll squirt

"yesterday i did work her squirtbutton" :D

by Rule May 13, 2005

juicy squirt

the substance that is secreted from a womans vagina at any given time
can come in many different forms such as:
-sticky
-clear
-wet
-whitish yellow

I Juicy squirted on my foot on the way into the shower!
Person 1: uhoh
Person 2: What?
Person 1: I just juicy squirted.

by kalime July 3, 2008

Beat the squirt

Sexual act in which a man, in the crucial moments before the woman ejaculates, withdraws and rushes across the room to the opposing wall and tags it with his hand, thus "beating the squirt."

Shit, son, I beat the squirt just seconds before Marie gushed all over my Cobain poster.

by Body Quiz December 31, 2007

squinto

(noun) - a person who is high on marijuana, causing they're eyes to be squinted almost shut.

Adrian wrecked after driving while squinto.

by Dr. Andre' April 28, 2009