Spooning

According to certain misguided people:

1.) the very odd, and hopefully nonexistent act of "spooning" the cum out of a girl's vagina. Inserting a spoon in the lady garden of your significant other to extract the cum from her body.

2.) A Metaphor for the act of fornication, in which the word "Spooning" is synonymous with sex.

for definition 2.)

"So...lets think of it as a dinner table. If sex were anything like this, than the bed would be the table itself, the two people on the bed would be the plates, and then the actual acts they're performing would be the spooning"

by Grandmaster Cookie December 16, 2011

spoon

refering to the sexual position, its best to be big spoon, compared to little spooon

Hey Frank can I big big spoon tonight?

by frank rizzo January 26, 2004

spooning

Like forking, except with a different untensil.

"Hey, sexy, wanna do some forking tonight?"
"No, I think I'd rather do some spooning."

by xblondexsyndromex August 19, 2006

Spooning

To rub a spoon on somebody, Or to hit them with a Spoon.

"Shane stole a bunch of Plastic spoons from Ben & Jerry's so we had a Spooning party on the couch!"

by Bigbumpen15 October 27, 2009

Spooned

To be high from use of marijuana. A word to describe someone that is so high they can't cycle home, for love nor money.

'Oh my God! Sam and Jack were so spooned last night!'

by iJALv June 21, 2016

Spoon

A pipe (usually glass) for smoking combustible substances.

"I bought a spoon for 20 bucks at the head shop"

by Shinku September 19, 2005

spoon

a twat who cant score in soccer , or a complete puff. because a spoon is bent, like someone who plays for the wrong team.

you fuckin' spooner

by dirty rob February 24, 2003