philadelphia splunk

Mixing Jolt Cola with Choco espresso beans to form a caffeinated drink.

Jeez, I could really use a Philadelphia Splunk to wake me up right now...

by The Straightest Man October 22, 2018

Marble-splurt

When it's an icy day, and you pull out and your cum feels like raw marbles exiting the ballsack.

Fuck it’s so cold, I just yanked out a marble-splurt.

by Diplodicus McPringle February 6, 2020

Purge and splurge

When you're sitting on the toilet taking a shit and want to masturbate without anyone knowing so you jerk off onto the shit.

Jonny: Dude I was on iFunny while taking a shit and got the urge to purge and splurge.
Kyle: Man you didn't even flush? Nasty shit.

by Giant Jeffry November 19, 2017

Vaginal splurge

When a woman gets her vagina really wet for someone named sid

Charlie got a vaginal splurge from Sidney

by Mellowkidd. July 23, 2017

splurg

The opposite to both "Yes" and "No".

"Can I have a pancake?"
"Splurg"

by Fernando Martinez March 18, 2004

Splurge

An evil indulgence causing bank accounts to suffer.

ha i was right kristen

To splurge is evil to bank accounts.

by fruity April 22, 2006

spurn

spurn
(verb)
to produce sperm wildly and intensely all over something or someone, in larger than average quantities.
spern
unexpectedly Cum a bucket worth of jizz all over something or someone without knowing your producing so much
you finally open your eyes or notice after wards and are surprised at what a huge mess you just made.

I was so horny I totally spurn ed my girl friends sister this morning.

i was the hardest id ever been in my life last night when i busted it off, and spern ed all over my TV screen, it took me an hour and a half to get it all off

by axxxlerod November 5, 2017