Splooshpoo

Like a McSplooshpoo only not powered by McDonald's.

That splooshpoo made my ass wet, good thing I didn't eat McDonald's first!

by instasiv/McSplooshpoo July 16, 2019

Splooge

Chunky jizz that spurts out of a rhinoceros

He ate all seventy cans of splooge thinking it was mayo

by Fudgedragon2005 July 22, 2019

Splooge party

When that fag forgets the punch for your party so you compromise by getting everyone to fill the punch bowl with their cum.

Me and the boys were forced to have a splooge party after Dave forgot the Hawaiian Punch.

by Lepussy bames May 3, 2021

Splooge stooge

One who ejaculates in weird times and places just to attempt to be funny

"Why the fuck is Kevin jerking off into a cup holder over there?"
"Oh that's because Kevin's a splooge stooge. He thinks it's funny to put his semen in very weird spots."

by Ryan_the_retard July 31, 2022

magma splooge

A misshapen of sexual intercourse, when a mans erection tears the skins of the inner vagina, when seamen exits the vagina, the seamen is orange and red, the color of magma

Man I was doing this chick last night and I got a magma splooge, and then I got the fuck out of there.

by The man of power October 22, 2015

Quantum Splooge

The act of ejaculating so hard and vigorously the seems in the testicles break and a large explosion of cum and balls flies out of you bag. If this is done vigourousoy enough it will cause the space time continuum to malfunction and balls from different universes and dimensions will be flying out of the shatter of time which originated from your balls.

(Wanks)

“OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT! WHAT THE FUCK OH MY GOD ITS SO PAINFUL! I THINK I JUST Quantum Splooged”

by Grant Hansen July 10, 2018

rollerbladder sploosh

The least desirable but predictable outcome of a rollerbladder. This occurs when hitting a navigable bump on road surface causing a large discharge of piping hot urine to come gushing out of a woman’s urethra. Depending on the attire, it may leave a pronounced large wet urine stain, pronounced urine smell, and even trickle down her legs. Males experience similar consequences however discharge is likely away from the crotch depending on how his penis hangs.

By the stain and smell of her rollerblades, plus the empty Starbucks refresher in her hands, I could tell she had a rollerbladder sploosh just moments before.

by artisplay August 5, 2023