When you had a wonderful night around a good camp fire and had a few drinks and in the morning you go down to the blueberry patch and get a good fill of berries right off the plant good way to fill the belly in the morning wait... wait... that afternonn still have had anything else to eat and im in the liquor store in canada and whooppps theres that earge gladly i used the bathroom good thing it was a small town store or i would had a bad mishap in the cart space
dont eat alot blueberries in the morning on a empty belly
or you will have the green apple splatters
or you will have the green apple splatters
by jeff broadbely March 28, 2008
Get the green apple splattersmug. saying ridiculous or awkward embarrassing things that have no context in the conversation.
Can also be described as conversation diarrhea or word vomiting.
Can also be described as conversation diarrhea or word vomiting.
That guy was so weird when he couldn't stop talking in that meeting. It was like he had green apple splatters of the mouth.
by mlo0224 April 15, 2010
Get the green apple splatters of the mouthmug. The explosion that occurs when a fart preceeds Diarrhea. Much worse than a standard Ass Grenade, The Result is a complete anal erruption spraying butt pee all over one's toilet and backside, with possible blood as well.
by aquamurdoch April 2, 2009
Get the Splatter-house Ass grenademug. A heaping glob of donkey shit.
by Skizoo May 24, 2022
Get the Edible Donkey Splattermug. When the male in an instance of intercourse using the position from behind -doggy style in laymans terms- defecates into his hand and in one motion, "splatters" the feces on her "back". Hence, "Splatter back".
"Yo dude, This chick was raunchy. She asked for me to give her the 'Splatter back'".
"That guy was an asshole! While we were making love, he thought it would be funny to give me the 'Splatter back'".
"That guy was an asshole! While we were making love, he thought it would be funny to give me the 'Splatter back'".
by Ybloc June 18, 2008
Get the splatter backmug. by David Burkins April 11, 2011
Get the Splish Splash Splattermug. Ganoderma antlers aka Reishi mushrooms grown against glass. Reishi antlers grown against glass creates a Splatter effect which creates an abundant amount of Ganoderic acid.
Muellers mushroom tinctures are so very strong because they use Reishi Splatter mushrooms which is unheard of.
by Bones619 March 31, 2024
Get the Reishi Splattermug.