When you had a wonderful night around a good camp fire and had a few drinks and in the morning you go down to the blueberry patch and get a good fill of berries right off the plant good way to fill the belly in the morning wait... wait... that afternonn still have had anything else to eat and im in the liquor store in canada and whooppps theres that earge gladly i used the bathroom good thing it was a small town store or i would had a bad mishap in the cart space
dont eat alot blueberries in the morning on a empty belly
or you will have the green apple splatters
or you will have the green apple splatters
by jeff broadbely March 28, 2008
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Can also be described as conversation diarrhea or word vomiting.
Can also be described as conversation diarrhea or word vomiting.
That guy was so weird when he couldn't stop talking in that meeting. It was like he had green apple splatters of the mouth.
by mlo0224 April 15, 2010
Get the green apple splatters of the mouth mug.The explosion that occurs when a fart preceeds Diarrhea. Much worse than a standard Ass Grenade, The Result is a complete anal erruption spraying butt pee all over one's toilet and backside, with possible blood as well.
by aquamurdoch April 2, 2009
Get the Splatter-house Ass grenade mug.When the male in an instance of intercourse using the position from behind -doggy style in laymans terms- defecates into his hand and in one motion, "splatters" the feces on her "back". Hence, "Splatter back".
"Yo dude, This chick was raunchy. She asked for me to give her the 'Splatter back'".
"That guy was an asshole! While we were making love, he thought it would be funny to give me the 'Splatter back'".
"That guy was an asshole! While we were making love, he thought it would be funny to give me the 'Splatter back'".
by Ybloc June 18, 2008
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by Skizoo May 24, 2022
Get the Edible Donkey Splatter mug.From Kate Bornstein's My New Gender Workbook:
What happens to us when we have to be too many identities or genders to too many people at the same time.
Simply put, being too many different versions of yourself at once in a social situation.
What happens to us when we have to be too many identities or genders to too many people at the same time.
Simply put, being too many different versions of yourself at once in a social situation.
My coworkers onvited me to dinner, and didnt know I was gay, me and my partner talked to other coworkers at the dinner and decided it wasnt worth the convo, so a lot of splattering happened that night.
by dvdslayer April 7, 2024
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Mind over Splatter happened when Andrew Langford decided to dab with his band MOW at 120 miles per hour.
by Cucklesuck22 November 24, 2020
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