Scooch in da Dooch

Anything you want it to sound like and/or mean.

Man 1: "Hey Thomas, how do you think she looks?"
Man 2: "I'd Scooch in da Dooch with her."
Man 1: "All that Scoochin is gonna get you a disease."
Man 2: "What are you talking about? I'm just saying I'd take her to a movie."

by Greenstone92 June 15, 2009

Rooster Smoocher

Texas slang for cock sucker. Derived from another term for a Rooster is cock, and another term for smooch is kiss, which is close to suck.
Could mean gay, or just a jerk.

"Hey Travis look at that rooster smoocher over there in the purple pants."

or

"My boss is such a rooster smoocher for making me work on Saturday."

by skinnyfatty March 2, 2009

cock smooch

One who smooches cock. Usually used as an insult

Shutup you little cocksmooch!

by Aidyn April 12, 2005

Poon Smooch

When eating out a girl its the slobber/vagina juice that gets smeared on your face that you have to whipe off when your done.

DUDE! you should have seen it, brian's face was caked in poon smooch from that fat chick.

by Adam Handy April 29, 2007

cooch smooch

when a female smears bright pink lipstick all over her meatflaps, then smacks a big wet kiss on a man's cheek, leaving lipmarks.

hey, this kinky bitch gave me a cooch smooch last night. afterwards my buddies thought i just got a wet kiss from my grandma.

by dizzle pie June 28, 2005

scooch

a small amount. either of movement or substance.

Scooch that picture down on the left.
Scooch over a bit and let me in.
Just give me a scooch of that cheesecake.

by hi-phi September 29, 2005

scooch'a dement

Italian slang for a bother or pain in the head (a headache)

My brother broke my bike. He's such a scooch'a dement!

by Bruce Capoferri October 16, 2008