Splunkerdick

When u have a small dick but don't wanna admit it

Dont lie, you have a Splunkerdick

by bbgurl6007 May 28, 2019

shlunk

that sound when you take a dump into the toilet and some water splashes back and touches your bum bum.

dude did you hear Sally make that shlunk last night. it gave me a boner.

by random edgy as fuck emo teen June 24, 2019

Shlunk

A penis who gets size gets wider as it goes out, taking the shape of a cone.

Jenna: Why does my husband have such a shlunk. :(

by Maxamoose7 June 24, 2019

Shlunk

To drop a fork from significant height down your urethra

Kevin just shlunked with Bob from a two story window

by Shlunker101 August 5, 2020

slunk

Slang for a slam dunk.

Gerund or present participle: slunkin'

Damn, did you see Shaq slunk that bitch? He broke the rim!

by poopboymcgee December 23, 2020

Slunk

Adjective: When you are so tired that you act intoxicated.

Combination of Sleep and Drunk.

"Yo don't pay attention to what I said last night man, I was super slunk and don't remember anything."

by Headless High March 16, 2021

Slunk

the state of being sleepy and you act like a drunk person but you're not actually drunk

bruh I'm just so slunky right now

by perksofbeingash August 25, 2021