2 definitions by Headless High

autistic turtle porn

Hannah: How's Barry in bed?

Barbra: It was like the most autistic turtle porn you've ever seen!

Hannah: I'm so sorry for you. :(

by Headless High March 31, 2018

Adjective: When you are so tired that you act intoxicated.

Combination of Sleep and Drunk.

"Yo don't pay attention to what I said last night man, I was super slunk and don't remember anything."

by Headless High March 16, 2021