Choco Socko

Pooping inside a tubsock then slapping someone with it for comical effect.

"Dude your mom was so mad when i whipped out the choco socko."

by Goondust March 4, 2013

socko

a nickname givin to a person who masterbates into a sock.

nickname is used alot during u.s. army basic training.

drill sgt: where is that private that i heard like to rub one out with a room full of guys.

drill sgt: i know you can here me private, u only have 1 day to do laundry.

drill sgt: u socko's are going to run out of socks before the week is up.

by cpt. white April 15, 2006

sobnom

verb,

1) to sob uncontrollably while eating, usually something fattening

2) the favorite activity of pathetic fat girls everywhere

1) I've been sobnoming since Daniel broke up with me on my birthday last year. I now weigh 418 lbs.

2) Dude, quit being a jealous neckbeard and eating your mom's rum raisin ice cream. Watching PBS and sobnoming all day does not get you over a breakup.

by learningtime March 9, 2011

Sokol

It means White Boy

-Hey do you know how he looks?
-He looks Sokol as hell

by Dank Empire June 7, 2018

sobro

SOBRO IS ILL I LOVE IT EXCEPT FOR THE FAGGET WHO WROTE MY NAME DISSING SOBRO.....GOOD JOB YOU TOOL YOU SPELL MY LAST NAME ZUNICK not zunik...fuckin retard.. see this is why sobro doesnt have dumb kids like you

sobro kid: hey whos that retarded fat chump?
other fagget: i dont know, he looks like a cumshot though, lets beat him up

by the real JOSH ZUNICK<> March 31, 2005

(to) pull a Sokol

When a girl gives you an indirect but obvious hint to sleep with her but you misread it as a coincidence and don't want to look like a rapist by making a move. Instead you look even more like an asexual incel by denying her offer.

(to) pull a Sokol
K: "Dude I was just watching Netflix with that pretty girl and she moved my hand on her tits. I didn't want to make a move because I'm not a rapist and stuff. Morals, you know, but still awkward."
T: "Bro are you just not into girls? You just pulled a big Sokol."

by not impct November 13, 2018

Socko

Brother to sock puppets Rocko, and Jocko,he is the quitest of the three.

I wish Socko would talk to Jocko and Rocko, I wonder if he needs therapy?

by Jacomba February 27, 2004