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sober eskimo

some term used in alskan firedragon that was claimed to be an urban legend. not a single person is really sure what a sober eskimo is, but if you see one, let me know.
after last night drinking episode, "eskimo willie" woke up a very hungover, but rather sober eskimo.
by skiendog July 7, 2006
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Sober Person

A Sober Person is a person who has gotten sober and has developed a vanilla, flavorless personality; often "finding God" as well. Most Sober People share very similar personalities.
Family reunions are awkward now that uncle Tom went to rehab and became a sober person.
by coining it January 13, 2021
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Sober Munchies

2. Experiencing a random extreme hunger, while being completely sober. Usually occurs in the middle of the night.
*all-nighter of homeworks*
-Ah mannnn, Got me a case of the sober munchies brb
-k
-ummm numnumnummm.
by RockstarYoshi March 4, 2013
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Sober-friend

Contrary to your buddies who seem to only be fun or be more fun under the influence of alcohol/weed, sober-friends seem unbearable under the influence of alcohol/weed whether its because their tolerance is extremely low or they simply change for the worse.
"Man I smoked a bowl with my good friend Bob yesterday, and he didn't stop singing and telling me stupid highdeas. He will remain a sober-friend."
by xxarrowxx November 21, 2011
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sober as a stone

steve harvey : yo man are you on something?
bill gates: i’m as sober as a stone bro!
by stoneluver January 19, 2021
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Sober Soldier

A person who remains sober at a party to ensure the safety of their friend by preventing them from commiting stupid acts involving violence, drugs and sex.
Bro heading out to an acid party with mona can you be my sober soldier?

sure bro!
by PMOSLICE December 16, 2009
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savannah sober

Post on social media that you’re done with the drinking, coke and bar hopping. Make a post 4-5 times a week saying how much better you feel being sober. Show up at the bar 2 weeks later drinking and doing doing blow.
“ I thought Stephanie was sober”
That bitch is just Savannah Sober”
by Myles1628 July 8, 2022
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