banana smoothy

a slimy mixture of cum and vanilla ice cream that leaks out of a woman's vagina after at least a 20 minute session of sex.

Ed: Dude i banged my girlfriend and she made a banana smoothy!

Chris: Did you save me some?

by the knowledge of stuff February 14, 2012

bathtub smoothie

A sex act involving 2 liters of semen and a bag of strawberries mixed together in a bathtub.

A vicious beating at a tournament throughout multiple rounds

That kid got a bathtub smoothie 6 rounds in a row.

I took my girl back to my place for a bathtub smoothie.

by RamahTrip November 11, 2013

Shit Smoothie

Ass piss, aka diarrhoea.

Dayum after that shit smoothie, my ass is on fire!

by earith May 10, 2014

velvet smoothie

When a girl with no teeth gives you head

I knew I was in for velvet smoothie when she took her teeth out

by Fortuna November 19, 2015

Pineapple Smoothie

The sexual act of a man cumming into pineapple and the other person drink the cum from the pineapple

Damn, I gave that bitch pineapple smoothie last night!

by Anal-Tit Lord June 27, 2017

Tropical Smoothie

During the act of cunilingus the giver swallows the human excrement released when the female reaches the climax.

Jim-Bob drank his cousin’s tropical smoothie.

by Anonymous user 1234 December 15, 2017

Salami Smoothie

The act blending Spam, Salami, Baloney, and 15 year old Foreskin in a blend tech blender, then filling an uncircumcised penis with the substance and with a straw... sucking it out

I have never lived before I tried my first salami smoothie at that lemon party last night

by 69dingdonger May 8, 2019