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sluchak

1. A hot eastern european chick with a slight but sexy Borat accent who gets pregnant on the first semester of her freshman year in college by her unemployed, coke-addict high school sweetheart.

2. An older chick who is totally into getting roofied.
1. Good god! Did you see that sluchak? She's already rockin them mama tootoos like Mo'Nique from Precious & her wee baby's comin' out preemie while we was sittin in social justice 101! Sweet!

2. Be careful.. I wouldn't waste your last roofie on that sluchak.. she's on her 4th & she ain't slippin!
by Raconteur 007 September 28, 2021
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sluchak

1. A hot eastern european chick with a thick, sticky, but sexy Borat accent who gets pregnant on the first semester of her freshman year in college by her unemployed, coke-addict high school sweetheart.

2. An older chick who is totally into getting roofied all the time.
1. Ho! Did you see the new sluchak? She's already rockin them mama muumuus like Mo'Nique from Precious & her wee baby's comin' out preemie while we was sittin in social justice 101! Sweet!

2. Be careful.. I wouldn't waste your last roofie on that sluchak.. she's on her 4th & she ain't slippin!
by Raconteur 007 September 28, 2021
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Slunching

“Stop slunching Igor!” “I literally can’t, thir.”
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Sluncher

Combination of a lazy person and someone who slouches.
Look at Jim Bob over there. He such a sluncher.
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Slunch

That Beki is being such a slunch !
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Slutchila

Slut to the power of infinity. Will have sex with everyone and everything.
Yo dawg that’s not a hoe, that’s a Slutchila

She bagged my Uncle Vern and his momma
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Slunchy

A combination of the words "soggy" and "crunchy", but unpleasantly so.
(This came from a Tumblr post by the users @prokopets and @cpt-bagel)
Tim. "I can't tell whether this food is undercooked or oversauced. I guess I will just stick it back in the oven for ten minutes, 50/50 chance it works out."

TEN MINUTES LATER.
Tim."this food has become both unpleasantly soggy and unpleasantly crunchy."

Jonathan. "You mean slunchy."

Tim. "I hate you Jonathan."
by Publius-the-ham September 24, 2022
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