slunchy

having or exhibiting a grainy yet slimy and oily texture, may or may not give off foul odors

after a long day of rotting in the sun, my peanut butter had become rather slunchy and quite frankly, in-edible

by shayde1 June 15, 2010

slunchy

pronounced (slun-chee)

generally, a tits-awesome guy or lady-female (if you're freaky)

used as a nickname for guys, but an adjective for the ladies.

hi, i'm slunchy, and people say i'm pretty fucking awesome.

that girl over there looks slunchy to me, let's see what she's up to.

by slunchy June 16, 2010

Slunchy

A combination of the words "soggy" and "crunchy", but unpleasantly so.
(This came from a Tumblr post by the users @prokopets and @cpt-bagel)

Tim. "I can't tell whether this food is undercooked or oversauced. I guess I will just stick it back in the oven for ten minutes, 50/50 chance it works out."

TEN MINUTES LATER.
Tim."this food has become both unpleasantly soggy and unpleasantly crunchy."

Jonathan. "You mean slunchy."

Tim. "I hate you Jonathan."

by Publius-the-ham September 25, 2022

slunchy

The most insulting term of 2013. This word stems from the term slunch which is a combination of 'slut', 'c@#t', and 'bitch'. This term is quite efficient in that you can use it to insult someone quickly. Slunchy is the same thing but also combines the term 'ugly'.

eg. "yuck! That girl is fuckin Slunchy!"

"Did you see dem Slunchies last night slut droppin?"

"That prozzy on the corner is that Slunchy! "

"I hate kate the most out of everyone, I would definitely go as far as calling her Slunchy"

by bonesybones June 09, 2013