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having or exhibiting a grainy yet slimy and oily texture, may or may not give off foul odors
after a long day of rotting in the sun, my peanut butter had become rather slunchy and quite frankly, in-edible
slunchy by shayde1 June 16, 2010
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pronounced (slun-chee)

generally, a tits-awesome guy or lady-female (if you're freaky)

used as a nickname for guys, but an adjective for the ladies.
hi, i'm slunchy, and people say i'm pretty fucking awesome.

that girl over there looks slunchy to me, let's see what she's up to.
slunchy by slunchy June 17, 2010
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The most insulting term of 2013. This word stems from the term slunch which is a combination of 'slut', 'c@#t', and 'bitch'. This term is quite efficient in that you can use it to insult someone quickly. Slunchy is the same thing but also combines the term 'ugly'.
eg. "yuck! That girl is fuckin Slunchy!"

"Did you see dem Slunchies last night slut droppin?"

"That prozzy on the corner is that Slunchy! "

"I hate kate the most out of everyone, I would definitely go as far as calling her Slunchy"
slunchy by bonesybones June 8, 2013
A combination of the words "soggy" and "crunchy", but unpleasantly so.
(This came from a Tumblr post by the users @prokopets and @cpt-bagel)
Tim. "I can't tell whether this food is undercooked or oversauced. I guess I will just stick it back in the oven for ten minutes, 50/50 chance it works out."

TEN MINUTES LATER.
Tim."this food has become both unpleasantly soggy and unpleasantly crunchy."

Jonathan. "You mean slunchy."

Tim. "I hate you Jonathan."
Slunchy by Publius-the-ham September 24, 2022
A combination of slouching and hunching usually brought on as a result of excessive consumption of alcohol or narcotics.
Hey, you should check on your buddy. He's by himself slunched over in the corner.
Slunched by LairBear June 13, 2015
Meal between lunch and supper
I took Jane out for slunch last Tuesday
slunch by panther254 August 31, 2016
An adjective describing someone or something that is unbearably cute/adorable.

Variants include: smunch (verb and noun), smunchiest (for emphasis) and smunchbag (can be both a noun and adjective).
"What a smunchy bastard!"

"That kitten is the smunchiest smunch that ever smunched."
Smunchy by Gwaxl April 4, 2005
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