Slunchy

A combination of the words "soggy" and "crunchy", but unpleasantly so.
(This came from a Tumblr post by the users @prokopets and @cpt-bagel)
Tim. "I can't tell whether this food is undercooked or oversauced. I guess I will just stick it back in the oven for ten minutes, 50/50 chance it works out."

TEN MINUTES LATER.
Tim."this food has become both unpleasantly soggy and unpleasantly crunchy."

Jonathan. "You mean slunchy."

Tim. "I hate you Jonathan."
by Publius-the-ham September 25, 2022
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