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shocker

A sexual act performed on a female by penetrating the vagina with the index and middle finger while simotaniously inserting the pinky finger into the anus. Extensive sanitation of the pinky finger is required after performing such an act.
two below the clit, one covered in shit.
two gettin kinky with my pinky in her stinky.
two in the jelly, one gettin smelly.
two gettin freaky while one is being sneaky.
two in juice, one in the caboose.
two havin fun with one tryin to run.
rockin and rollin while finger fuckin her colon.
two for the snatch, one for the hatch.

"After i gave her the shocker, i had to scrape shit out from underneath my fingernail."
by The 1 and Only April 13, 2006
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cock socket

1. Vulgar welsh slang, vagina
from Welsh Newport gang, the GLC
Oooh Claart, I totally missed the cock socket last night
by punkskaitch February 7, 2005
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wog socket

A larger lady with a defanate fat behind, between 17 and 30 that go to clubs looking for a big black penis to take home. Mainly used in essex, england.
That wog socket's realy chasing it tonight.
by Dannyfrom Basildon January 11, 2009
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Socket

1. (n) A hole that you plug something in to, like a lightbulb.
2a. (n) A derogatory term for a woman or girl whose only purpose in life is as a receptical for penile penetration.
2b. (n) An affectionate term for a sex partner who is about to become a receptical for penile penetration.
3. (n) The vagina, anus, or mouth of said woman or girl.

See also Cock-socket.
1. "I can't get this lightbulb in the socket!"
2a. "That chick's a socket if I ever saw one. She's had more dick in her than Mrs. Nixon."
2b. "Come here, my little socket. I've got something for you."
3. "Shut your socket, bitch, before I plug it with my dick."
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shocktart

A little used term for one who is fond of Feeling Electric, now known as Next to Normal.
Girl 1: That fangirl constantly quotes Feeling Electric, she's such a shocktart!

Girl 2: What's Feeling Electric?

Girl 1: It's like Next to Normal, only more epic.
by Amy Spanger November 26, 2009
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Shocker

The shocker is a sexual move. Also refered to as two in the pink and one in the stink. It's when you insert both the middle and index finger into a womans vagina as well as the pinky in her stinky. With emphasis on the pinky going into the ass last; hence the term, SHOCKER!! As she will be shocked when it happens.
I gave that girl a shocker and she was into it!!
by howard Stein October 10, 2005
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Spock Shocker

Putting your index and middle fingers together and your ring finger and pinkie fingers together and insterting the first pair into the vagina and the second into the anus.
by Anonymous October 26, 2003
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