A term for masturbating/ejaculating. The term comes from the fact that the average speed of ejaculation is 29 MPH, while a school zone has a speed limit of only 20 MPH. Thus, your ejaculate would get ticketed for speeding in a school zone.
Frank: "Dude, I was just speeding in a school zone before I got here."
Tom: "Did any cops catch you???"
Frank: "Not that kind of speeding, you dolt!"
Tom: "Did any cops catch you???"
Frank: "Not that kind of speeding, you dolt!"
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A car passing you while you are speeding. This car will most likely get stopped by the police instead of you. Thus, they sacrifice themselves for your speeding sins.
Thank you speeding-Jesus; I can keep driving fast now, as long as you are in front of me. Speeding-Jesus take wheel.
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Person 1: "How the hell did Tom get a speeding ticket?"
Person 2: "Wrong place at the wrong time. Welcome to America."
Person 2: "Wrong place at the wrong time. Welcome to America."
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