National 30 Seconds Hug Week

National 30 Seconds Hug Week starts on 11 of octomber (friday) and it ends after exactly seven days . In this week , if you hug someone it must be a 30 seconds hug (or even more) .

Tommorow the National 30 Seconds Hug Week starts.

by udoficial October 10, 2019

12 minutes and 58 seconds

Look at this shit, LOOK AT THIS STUPID BULLSHIT. Restarting in 12 minutes and 58 seconds This shit comes up on my computer EVERY SINGLE DAY, automatically, 'Your PC needs to restart to finish installing important updates', EVERY SINGLE DAY, and every single day I click later, you know why I click later? Because there's no option to click never, i'd like to click never, I NEVER WANNA INSTALL THESE BULLSHIT, MEANINGLESS, WORTHLESS.. I HATE EM, I HATE THESE STUPID UPDATES. LOOK AT THIS SHIT, EVERY DAY THIS COMES UP! And you know what happens when you click later a few times? And a few days go by and you keep clicking later and later cause you don't wanna fucking do it, you just wanna put it off? This automatic bullshit that interrupts your work and makes you turn off your fucking computer and you click later everyday, eventually it takes away the option to even click later and it just says, here's your only options, we're basically putting a knife to your head and saying you can either, you can either fucking, you, you can either wait 11 minutes and we'll shut it off for you or you can just you know bite the bullet and shut it off now. Doesn't even give you a choice to say no, IT JUST COMES UP WHENEVER IT WANTS, AUTOMATICALLY AND SAYS, 'fuck you, we're turning off your computer, no matter what you're doing, in ten minutes and forty seven seconds. LOOK AT THIS SHIT, IAM FUCKING RENDERING SOMETHING, YOU COCK SUCKER! I AM DOING IMPORTANT SHIT, WHY DO YOU NEED TO INSTALL?

Installing updates in 12 minutes and 58 seconds

by Internetsavior August 26, 2023

5.9 Inches in 30 seconds

Someone who lasts 30 seconds and blows there load.

he 5.9 Inches in 30 seconds

by Al Sahir September 30, 2016

Your video will begin in _ seconds

No, it won't, because we'll just be PLAYING ANOTHER AD after this one ends!

Why do YouTube videos hafta have a lot of da ads be da "Your video will begin in _ seconds" format which obliges you to fumingly wait for da entire ad to play out??? Why can't da commecrials all be da "You can skip ad in _ seconds" type, so dat you only hafta wait a few seconds and then get on with your show???

by QuacksO April 13, 2021

Seconds

Finishing the job after taking a dump.

Thought i was done at the stool but had to go back for seconds

by streetrat18201 March 20, 2010

Sweaty Seconds

Where your buddy brings a girl to your place and he has sex with her and then asks if you want to have sex with her later

Guy1:I brought her from the club, she is awesome, do you want her?

Guy2: No i dont like sweaty seconds

by nirwana February 22, 2009

every 60 seconds a minute passes in africa

Used as a "meme", sometimes angers people but often its funny, not if you use it everytime. Anyways uhm-- we all know that, it passes everywhere. WOOOWWW I TOTALLY DIDN'T KNOW THAT!!!!

friend: every 60 seconds, a minute passes in africa.
Me: we all know that
Friend: ok
Me: every 60 seconds a minute passes in africa
Friend:shut up now

by ifyoureadthisurreallynoob August 14, 2022