Schief

Low German word for something lopsided or askew, commonly used by those who live in southern Manitoba to point out that something is very crooked

"Woah, that square on the whiteboard is pretty schief"

by TheRubyObelisk June 3, 2020

schieffer

the BEST stinking family ever like no cap. There isn't a cooler family out there

friend 1: "have you met the Schieffer's yet? They are the best!"

Friend 2: "Ya I love the Schieffer's!"

by chicken flipper06/10/20 June 10, 2020

schme

Someone who thinks they're awesome and have lots of friends when really they're not and their friends actually hate them.

OMG Ruby is such a schme!

by Drilla J v2 October 15, 2020

Schmeatwich

A footlong sub made of almost every meat and cheese found at Subway.

The Schmeatwich does not contain tuna. That would be gross.

by MaybeARealWord January 21, 2022

schmeck off

to fuck off, get out, die, depart the mortal coil

Schmeck off, dicklick!

Schmeck off and die!

by ablancon December 27, 2021

Schmeckle

Aka crumbs. Little pieces of mystery food on your face and chest.

“ Mike has popcorn schmeckle all over his beard and tshirt. I wonder if he went to the movies today? “

by Redshorts69 February 8, 2022

Schmead

Is a blending the german word ‘Schatzi’, translated as darling/ honey, with the german word ‘mädchen’, girl. Early forms relate to ‘Schmädchen’ from which the short version ‘Schmead’ abbreviated. Some also refer to ‘Schmead head’

Good night my schmead head. I love you my schmead

by Schmeadhead March 28, 2022