adam and nick are walking down the street. a woman passes by, adam says to nick, "would you tap that?" nick replies, "nah man she's a fucking schief"
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1)is when a person steels an item.
2)is where you have something stolen from you.
another word for tax, rob, theif, nick.
2)is where you have something stolen from you.
another word for tax, rob, theif, nick.
1) "I schiefd a sausage roll earlier, the fact its free makes it taste so much better."
2) "Some dickhead's schiefd my wallet!!"
2) "Some dickhead's schiefd my wallet!!"
by Ashley Jordan May 3, 2008
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“Hey, get that squirrel off my dick! He knows he’s not allowed to come on my dick!” Quote Schaeffer’s New Zealand Deck Sealant guy
by Moduluss March 12, 2019
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It is ordinarily considered bad form to give an ashley schaeffer under most circumstances, however, this rule tends to loosen when excessive amounts of alcohol are added to the equation. It is often hypothesized that male drinking buddies who regularly execute the ashley schaeffer may suffer from unrequited homosexual desires. Either that, or they just have a really sadistic sense of humor. Either way, the ashley schaeffer is rarely funny to the recipient.
It is ordinarily considered bad form to give an ashley schaeffer under most circumstances, however, this rule tends to loosen when excessive amounts of alcohol are added to the equation. It is often hypothesized that male drinking buddies who regularly execute the ashley schaeffer may suffer from unrequited homosexual desires. Either that, or they just have a really sadistic sense of humor. Either way, the ashley schaeffer is rarely funny to the recipient.
The church pastor failed to see the humor in my quick and ruthless delivery of an ashley schaeffer to his holy ballsack. Maybe I should have waited until the sermon was over.
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. July 23, 2009
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