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pronounced shkeyf.

is a word for an ugly chick.
adam and nick are walking down the street. a woman passes by, adam says to nick, "would you tap that?" nick replies, "nah man she's a fucking schief"
schief by pilot91 June 7, 2011
Urban Dictionary Merch
Low German word for something lopsided or askew, commonly used by those who live in southern Manitoba to point out that something is very crooked
"Woah, that square on the whiteboard is pretty schief"
Schief by TheRubyObelisk June 3, 2020
1)is when a person steels an item.
2)is where you have something stolen from you.
another word for tax, rob, theif, nick.
1) "I schiefd a sausage roll earlier, the fact its free makes it taste so much better."
2) "Some dickhead's schiefd my wallet!!"
schief by Ashley Jordan May 3, 2008
a very good fortnite player and professional simp
i wish i was schief
schief by schief March 25, 2020

Nick Schiener 

Fastest high school sophomore 800 runner in NY. Future Olympian
Nick Schiener is a future Olympian
Nick Schiener by Blogan Maschari November 11, 2019

schaeffer’s new zealand deck sealant 

An ad done by a New Zealand guy who keeps talking about his deck but it sounds like he’s saying dick
“Hey, get that squirrel off my dick! He knows he’s not allowed to come on my dick!” Quote Schaeffer’s New Zealand Deck Sealant guy

ashley schaeffer 

This term refers to a gratuitous back-handed pop in the testicles, as delivered by Ashley Schaeffer to Kenny Powers in the HBO series Eastbound and Down.

It is ordinarily considered bad form to give an ashley schaeffer under most circumstances, however, this rule tends to loosen when excessive amounts of alcohol are added to the equation. It is often hypothesized that male drinking buddies who regularly execute the ashley schaeffer may suffer from unrequited homosexual desires. Either that, or they just have a really sadistic sense of humor. Either way, the ashley schaeffer is rarely funny to the recipient.
The church pastor failed to see the humor in my quick and ruthless delivery of an ashley schaeffer to his holy ballsack. Maybe I should have waited until the sermon was over.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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